I humbly submit, o Lord, that eeple comes from within, but is manifested as a combination of ears, eyes and nose which directs eeple at the eeplearian in accordance with distance and proportion. Thus the possum with his cone-shaped head sends a thin powerful stream of eeple which can be quite alarming in its intensity. In contrast, the fennec fox with its large, wide ears sends a wave of eeple that can o'ercome a soul and induce a shallow yet relaxing coma.
It makes you stop, stare helplessly, and say, "eeple."
If you stare long enough, and your head doesn't explode from the horrific cuteness, you will achieve a rare state of unconsciousness deeper than nirvana. You will achieve eeple.
Eeple. Eeeeeeeple. Eeeple!
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The eepleweb is replete with sources of eeple. However, it can be time-consuming for the eeplearian to sort through and to pluck the most potent eeple from within many pages of low quality eeple. Often the eeple is mixed in with mere squee, or simple cuteness. The enormous spiritual import of the eeple may be sullied by a lack of appropriate eeple-related gravitas.
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That is one creepy possum. For some reason this makes me want to go see The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. And then have sex with cold, dead things.
ReplyDeleteThere are more types of possum on heaven and earth than you have dreamt of in your opossumly.
ReplyDeleteLook at its nose. The eeple is centered there.
I humbly submit, o Lord, that eeple comes from within, but is manifested as a combination of ears, eyes and nose which directs eeple at the eeplearian in accordance with distance and proportion. Thus the possum with his cone-shaped head sends a thin powerful stream of eeple which can be quite alarming in its intensity. In contrast, the fennec fox with its large, wide ears sends a wave of eeple that can o'ercome a soul and induce a shallow yet relaxing coma.
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