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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Kitti's Hog-nosed Bat is the smallest mammal on Earth. But is it the most eeple?

Posted by Lord of the Eeple at 9:49 PM

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Labels: an eeple in the hand, bat, bumblebee bat, dark eepler, eeple, extra tiny, Kitti's Hog-nosed Bat

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JeremyMarch 2, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Oh God no! It's frickin' terrifying!
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The Fingernail NaziMarch 2, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Tis horrific but I can find no fault in the hygiene of its handler.
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Lord of the EepleMarch 2, 2011 at 9:55 PM
Smallness and fuzziness does not eeple make?
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