Friday, July 2, 2010

Friday Possum


  1. That is one creepy possum. For some reason this makes me want to go see The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. And then have sex with cold, dead things.

  2. There are more types of possum on heaven and earth than you have dreamt of in your opossumly.

    Look at its nose. The eeple is centered there.

  3. I humbly submit, o Lord, that eeple comes from within, but is manifested as a combination of ears, eyes and nose which directs eeple at the eeplearian in accordance with distance and proportion. Thus the possum with his cone-shaped head sends a thin powerful stream of eeple which can be quite alarming in its intensity. In contrast, the fennec fox with its large, wide ears sends a wave of eeple that can o'ercome a soul and induce a shallow yet relaxing coma.