It makes you stop, stare helplessly, and say, "eeple."
If you stare long enough, and your head doesn't explode from the horrific cuteness, you will achieve a rare state of unconsciousness deeper than nirvana. You will achieve eeple.
Eeple. Eeeeeeeple. Eeeple!
Our Mission
The eepleweb is replete with sources of eeple. However, it can be time-consuming for the eeplearian to sort through and to pluck the most potent eeple from within many pages of low quality eeple. Often the eeple is mixed in with mere squee, or simple cuteness. The enormous spiritual import of the eeple may be sullied by a lack of appropriate eeple-related gravitas.
It is our mission to bypass these problems and provide you, dear viewer, with regular easily absorbed doses of pure, potent, high quality eeple.
Solid Gold Eeple is an eeple aggregator. We do not directly publish eeple. If you have photographed some eeple and would like it to appear on this site, please host it elsewhere and send us the link. If you've found some high potency eeple out there on the eepleweb, do let us know. Our heads are exploding in anticipation.
What kind of sick bastard puts a baby ferret in a nest of chiclets? I blame Ronald Reagan.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't he have used a nest of jelly beans?
ReplyDeleteReagan would have used a nest of dead Salvadoran babies. Chiclets and jelly beans are tools of liberalism.
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